[Week 2, Sunday: Fitzgerald]

[doublecrows]

[HELLO FTIZGERALD. where are you?? it doesn't matter, because Akechi is coming for you anyway]

I suppose that makes us more similar than we may have first thought, hm?

Comments

[doublecrows]

[tut tut]

A shame. I understand the want for secrets, but I find this to be quite pointless in the wake of your crime.

And had you shared your objective, who knows? I might've been willing to assist you in its completion.

[spondulix]

Assist me? Ha! I wouldn't trust you as far as I would throw a knife, old sport. You're a little snake. I have no need for snakes unless I'm grinding them under the heel of my shoe.

[Another laugh - his eyes seem to glint like jewels, far out of reach.]

So no, I won't accept whatever help you have to offer. Haven't you heard my four secrets of success? The first one is this: "Never let someone else do the most important part of the job." Make sure to commit that to memory.

[doublecrows]

[tsk!]

A shame, but it's as you wish. I can't say I don't understand or admire your point-of-view, though.

[spondulix]

[Heh!]

Always glad to have another fan.

[doublecrows]

I wouldn't go that for. I've always been more of a Dazai Osamu fan myself.

[. . . . . . HE SAID THAT ON PURPOSE]

[spondulix]

[The shot taken is so obvious that Fitzgerald is more amused by it than anything.]

Oh? Well, we all can't be intelligent around these parts.

[doublecrows]

[. . . ASS!! Fitz's roasting is 10000x more effective than Akechi's b/c Akechi is easy to rile up]

Do you plan on murdering again while you're still alive?

[spondulix]

I don't know. [He tilts his head to the side.] What do you think, detective? Isn't it your job to catch criminals before they commit crimes again?

[doublecrows]

It is.

Although the unfortunate reality of my profession is that sometimes, we can only catch criminals after they've committed a wrong.

I'd be careful if I were you.

[there's a reason Akechi hasn't killed again, and it ain't because he feels bad about it]

[spondulix]

Let's hope that won't happen every single time, detective. Else you'd be quite poor at your job. Or maybe you already are?

[He smiles.]

Of course. I always am.